LOBBY

ANGERFIST
PISSIN RAZORBLADEZ
Isn't this what the 'bad' priest blasts on Father Ted?

BANAROO
AMAZING
Ace of fucking Base.

CAROLINE
CAROLINE
Ace of fucking Base.

ELTON D
GET POINTS EP
Dishy trance.

ARCHIE BRONSON OUTFIT
DERDANG DERDANG
How fucking original. Franz Ferdinand minus the White Stripes.

DRESDEN DOLLS
YES, VIRGINIA
Neato. Drums piano chick singer who sings like Morrissey.

GHOSTFACE KILLAH
FISHSCALE
I didn't realize they still made albums like this. Hm. Take out the skits & you'd probably have an EP.

I GOT YOU ON TAPE
I GOT YOU ON TAPE
Flaming Lips.

INVISIBLE SESSION
TO THE POWERFUL
Vocal jazz, eeuw.

IRON FIRE
REVENGE
Is it a full-album cover version of the KISS album of the same name? No? Then I don't care. Whoa, 80s style euro power metal, complete with high-voiced singer who goes "aaaaaaaaa-aaaaaaaahhh!!!!!" It's weird that this style is still so prevalent.

LANTERNA
DESERT OCEAN
Talk Talk-y atmospheric instrumental rock music stuff thing.

MADS LANGER
ATTENTION PLEASE
Who's the gay dude with the famous dad singer songwriter whose name I can't recall right now? Him.

MAROON
WHEN WORLDS COLLIDE
Starts off solidly enough, with a brutal, chugging riff & scowly vocals. But then the guy's voice goes up in pitch. Guitar solo. Let's wait & see what happens here. "Wake Up in Hell" almost goes there with the melodic clean vocals, but not quite. So, I don't know.

MATES OF STATE
BRING IT BACK
Synthy, live drums, multiple vocalists. Might be cool. Might be a big pile of pretentious wank, it's too soon to tell.

O.S.I.
FREE
Not nearly as irritating as I assumed.

PEOPLE IN PLANES
AS FAR AS THE EYE CAN SEE
Weird. Bashy prog pop rock guitar ordeal. Ah: Built To Spill.

PINK
I'M NOT DEAD
Dude. Right on to the one about the president before it turns self-righteous. & she can sing. She's no Cathy Dennis but who is anymore.

THE ROGERS SISTERS
THE INVISIBLE DECK
Silly pop rock like, I don't know, the Killers or something.

ROSANNE CASH
BLACK CADILLAC
So, does she get a free car for using that album title?

SWEETBOX
ADDICTED
Sounds like Britney Spears to me. Like I fuckin' know.

T.I.
KING
Uh.

TALK DEMONIC
BEAT ROMANTIC
Weird-ass folktronica. With piles of live instruments - including banjo. Everything fucked-wit on a computer at some point.

THE STREETS
THE HARDEST WAY TO MAKE AN EASY LIVING
Probably a lot of fun to listen to. Once.

THE SWORD
AGE OF WINTERS
Jesus, that's heavy. The hundredth coming of doom. Sure, but still. That shit is heavy.

THE FEVER
MINOTAUR EP
Nice. Uptempo keyboard/drums/vocals 'weirdness'. It's not that weird, it is just pop music after all.

THE LIKE YOUNG
LAST SECRETS
The Doves without the choruses.

THE ZUTONS
TIRED OF HANGIN' AROUND
Filling the void left by Jon Spencer Blues Explosion. Trying to anyway.

TOTO
FALLING IN BETWEEN
Ha ha ha ha haaaaaaaaaaa. Ha. Toto. This must be their metal record. How bizarre. Why even call it Toto then. Oh, wait: the Toto part of the song. That's really strange, talk about bipolar beef. "Taint Your World" sounds like old Van Halen. "Let it Go" sounds like old Toto. So...you figure it out. Or not, it is only Toto.


YAK BALLZ
SCIFENTOLOGY
Awwww, they're gonna get in trouble...